Neeley's Fan Club

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"He drives us crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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 Bane "My favorite DJ"

 
"When I do the announcements with Mr. Neeley, I feel at peace with the rest of the world."
 
   
Brian Baker- "He showed me how to hit a backhand."
 
 
"He said he would get us in the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame."
 
 
 
 
 
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 "My dad can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
 
  "Mr. Neeley once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom."
 
 "Mr. Neeley hit 24 ace's against me in one set."
 
 
   "Mr. Neeley is so fast that when he stops he waits for his shadow."
 
 
Image result for the sharks "If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Mr. Neeley."
 
Image result for hulk hogan "Mr. Neeley said I was hard of hearing."
 
   "Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Mr. Neeley."
       
 
 
"when he goes skiing he brings his own snow
when he goes to spain he chases the bulls"
 
Robert Neeley
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 "I'm his youngest fan, but I am still mad at him for stealing my smart phone."
 
 
  "He taught me Calculus in 5 minutes."
 
  "If Mr. Neeley is late, time better slow down."
 

    "Mr. Neeley is what Willis was talking about."
 
 Image result for the beatles"He was the fifth Beatle."
 
  "Mr. Neeley and Godzilla share the same birthday" 
 
 
  "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr. Neeley."
 
  "He used to take my lunch money."
 
  "When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Mr. Neeley."
 
 


 
 Image result for darth sidious "He makes me laugh."
 
 
   "Mr. Neeley broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and a flat on the front tire."
 
  
 Craig, "I lost a staring fight to Mr. Neeley."  
 
 
     "we scored the same on our IQ Test"  
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"Mr. Neeley taught me about friendship."
 
  "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Mr. Neeley out. It failed misserably."
 
  
 
   "Mr. Neeley warned me about going on top of the Empire State Building."
   
Mr. Neeley is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
   "mistER Neeleee tot mee How 2 ritE."
 
  Image result for thinking "Quiet, Mr. Neeley is thinking; this could take some time."
 
 
  "Mr. Neeley knows where Carmen Sandiego is."
 
 Image result for never blink "Mr. Neeley has never blinked in his entire life. Never!!!"
 
 
  
"Mr. Neeleydoes not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it."
 
 
 
"Mr. Neeley is the greatest of all time."
                           

   "When Mr. Neeley stared into Medusa's eyes,  she blinked and turned to stone."
 
 
 "He was the leader of the Dream Team."
 
 
 "Don't play poker with him!!"
 
  "Mr Neeley counted to infinity twice."
 "He has my real birth certificate."
 
 "He is the worst kid in class."
 
 "Image result for justin bieberNeeley taught me how to comb my hair."
 
  "When Mr. Neeley talks, E. F. Huton listens."
 
 
  "Mr. Neeley ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
 
 "When I see him, it's like I'm looking in the mirror."  
 
 
 "Mr. Neeley cries when he reads comic books."
 
 
"On the tennis court, there is no equal or at least that's what he told me."
 "He taught how to play guitar."            
 
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"Mr. Neeley scares me."
 
  "Me too"
 
 
  "Mr. Neeley doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Mr. Neeley tells it to"
 
 "He broke my heart."
 
 
 "He is like a brother to me."
 
 
 
 
"He convinced me to turn to the Dark side!!!!"
 
 "Mr. Neeley can speak French....In Russian."
Photo  "My dad goes to KFC to enjoy pizzas."
 
stephanie sala "He is so funny and a great dresser."
 
 
       "it takes Mr. Neeley 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."   
 
     'I won  $20 off of Mr. Neeley when he bet on the Cowboys."
 
 
"If it looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken but Mr. Neeley says its beef, then it's beef."
 
 
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John Neeley         John Neeley 
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Mr. Neeley 
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"Mr. Neeley is our bodyguard."
 
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