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Bane "My favorite DJ"
Brian Baker- "He showed me how to hit a backhand."
"Mr. Neeley got us in the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame."
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"Mr. Neeley said I was hard of hearing."
"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Mr. Neeley."
"When I do the announcements with Mr. Neeley, I feel at peace with the rest of the world."
"I'm his youngest fan, but I am still mad at him for stealing my smart phone."
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"He was the fifth Beatle."
"Mr. Neeley and Godzilla share the same birthday"
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"Mr. Neeley broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and a flat on the front tire."
Craig, "I lost a staring fight to Mr. Neeley."
"we scored the same on our IQ Test"
"Mr. Neeley taught me about friendship."
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Mr. Neeley out. It failed misserably."
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'Mr. Neeley is the most interesting man in the world; I'm a distant second."
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"Quiet, Mr. Neeley is thinking; this could take some time."
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"Mr. Neeley has never blinked in his entire life. Never!!!"
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| "Mr. Neeley does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it." |
"Mr. Neeley is the greatest of all time."
"When Mr. Neeley stared into Medusa's eyes, she blinked and turned to stone."
"He was the leader of the Dream Team."
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"He has my real birth certificate."
"He is the worst kid in class."
"Neeley taught me how to comb my hair."
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"Mr. Neeley ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"When I see him, it's like I'm looking in the mirror."
"Mr. Neeley cries when he reads comic books."
"On the tennis court, there is no equal or at least that's what he told me."
"He taught how to play guitar."
"Mr. Neeley scares me."
"Me too"
"Mr. Neeley doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Mr. Neeley tells it to"
"He broke my heart."
"He is like a brother to me."
"He convinced me to turn to the Dark side!!!!"
"Mr. Neeley can speak French....In Russian."
"My dad goes to KFC to enjoy pizzas."
"If it looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken but Mr. Neeley says its beef, then it's beef."
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Mr. Neeley
"Mr. Neeley is our bodyguard."
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